Here's the latest twist in EON's AD (a new term it's the opposite of artificial intelligence it's artificial dumbness).
Just had this email which said:
Even though you're in credit by £270.73, you're using an average of £30.79 more each month than your current Direct Debit (DD) payment covers, which means your account balance is £343.32 behind where we'd expect it to be at this time of year.
It's perfectly normal for your balance to go up and down - you could be in debt at the end of winter or in credit at the end of summer. But sometimes you can build up too much debt, which is when we'll ask you to make a one off payment to clear your balance and change your payment amount to cover your ongoing energy use.
What you need to do.
The quickest way to get your account back on track is with a one off payment of £343.32 on a credit or debit card, and by changing your monthly DD to £312.31. Just tap the button below to make a payment online, or give us a call and we'll help you sort it.
If you don't do this we'll change your monthly DD to £340.92, starting with your December payment. We'll also continue to review your account regularly to check your DD is set to the right amount.
and I replied:
Firstly I don’t understand how you can say that I am using more electricity & gas than I am paying for as the last couple of bills has shown an increase in the amount that my account is in CREDIT from £145.62 to £270.73. In the space of two months I have paid for £130 worth of electricity and gas that I have NOT used. You have tried this before and are under the mistaken belief that the account needs to be in credit to the tune of £100s throughout the year.
Secondly I note this paragraph “But sometimes you can build up too much debt, which is when we'll ask you to make a one off payment to clear your balance and change your payment amount to cover your ongoing energy use.” And yet you are asking me to provide a one off payment to increase the amount my account is in credit and then you ask for an increased direct debit? Again, please explain why I should be making a one off payment to put more money into your bank accounts? By the way how many of your customer accounts are in credit as of end September and what’s the total of customer funds you are holding in those credit accounts?
Thirdly, please explain the basis for your calculations as to where you expect my account to be at this time of year? You state that it’s my account balance is £343.32 behind where we'd expect it to be at this time of year ie you expect it to be £613 in credit?
I have yet to get a reply to this nonsense.
For reference I am currently paying about £281 per month direct debit ie £3372 per year. My last bill had annual consumption at a total of £3747. ie about £400 difference which is about £31 per month. which correlates to the £312 per month they're proposing but that's after I've paid £343. If I don't do that the DD will rise to £340 per month.
I really don't get why I'm expected to keep my account massively in credit.