You've got to be Joking!

Community Team

16-12-22

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So the big day is fast approaching and soon it will all be another memory 🌫

In just over a week Santa 🎅 will have been (this year I’m aiming for the naughty list. I would love some free coal!) and lots of us will be looking forward to the festive feast. That also means one thing...JOKES 😆 bad jokes, dad jokes and the delightful Christmas cracker jokes!

Why did the turkey join the band?...He had the best drumsticks 🦃

I don’t know about you but I love a cheesy 🧀 cracker joke, like @meldrewreborn said “The old ones are the best”

Knock, knock! Who’s there?, Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke? Share your's below 👇🎄

Last edited by DebF_EONNext; 16-12-22 at 11:06.

"Green is the prime colour of the world and that from which it's loveliness arises"-Pedro Calderon De La Barca 🌳
OUT OF OFFICE UNTIL 01/05/24 🏖

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Tommysgirl

16-12-22

@DebF_EONNext
What did the hat say to the scarf?
"You hang around while I go on ahead"😀🎅🤶🎄

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retrotecchie

16-12-22

Q. What did one snowman ask the other?
A. Can you smell carrots?

Did you hear the one about Barney, the brown-nosed reindeer? He was right behind Rudolph when Santa had to emergency stop and his brakes failed.

Q. Who is Father Christmas's wife?
A. Mary Christmas.

Q. How does Santa tend his allotment?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Last edited by Beki; 17-01-23 at 14:32. Reason: Community Values

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DebF_EONNext

16-12-22

Q: What happened to the elf that ate Santa's advent calendar?
A: They got 25 days 🎅🎄🍫

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JohnT

16-12-22

Mrs Christmas was looking out of the window. "Father Christmas, what is all this wet stuff falling from the sky?" she asked. Father Christmas replied "rain dear".

The Christmas alphabet has only 25 letters because there is noel.

🤢

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retrotecchie

16-12-22

@JohnT

Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A. No idea?!???

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retrotecchie

16-12-22

@meldrewreborn

Because I've been taping up last year's crackers so we can reuse them this year. 👍

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meldrewreborn

16-12-22

@DebF_EONNext

Unfortunately the biggest joke of all is………

E.On Next customer service.

sorry it was an open goal that even I couldn’t miss.

Current Eon Next and EDF customer, ex Zog and Symbio. Don't think dual fuel saves money and don't like smart meters. Chronologically Gifted. If I offend let me know by private message, but I’ll continue to express my opinions nonetheless.

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retrotecchie

16-12-22

@meldrewreborn

But to quote Lloyd Cole and the Commotions, 'the sickest joke is the price of the medicine'....

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retrotecchie

16-12-22

Just saw a snowman in Tesco rummaging through the loose carrots. When I asked him what he was doing, he said 'picking his nose'.

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You've got to be Joking!

OUT OF OFFICE UNTIL 01/05/24 🏖

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