I miss my 386. Not only did it have 7 ISA slots, but I bought an expansion box that gave me another four more. I built all sorts of interface cards for ISA back in the day that didn't exist outside very geeky circles. PCI was too tricky to fettle in the shed. I was distraught when it became almost impossible to find PC's with hardware legacy ports. A proper COM and LPT port were a must for me, and still are. USB to LPT/Serial just don't work the same. Very difficult to bit-bang on a non legacy parallel port!
Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player. I DON'T work for or on behalf of EON.Next, but am willing to try and help if I can. Not on mains gas, mobile network or mains drainage. House heated almost entirely by baby dragons.