@Tommysgirl
Sometimes I feel a bit like an Elf. I work my socks off all year and then, at Christmas, some fat guy in a suit takes all the credit.
A little penguin goes up to his dad and asks "Dad. Are you sure I'm actually a penguin?"
"Yes son." the father replies. "I watched Mum lay your egg. I kept the egg warm on my feet. When you hatched out, you looked like all the other penguin chicks. You're a penguin!"
So he goes up to his Mam and asks "Mam, are you really sure I'm a penguin?"
Mam replies "Of course you are. I laid your egg, Dad incubated it when I went hunting for fish and when you hatched you were the most handsome little penguin chick. Why do you ask?"
"Because my feet are flippin' freezing!!!"
Sometimes I feel a bit like an Elf. I work my socks off all year and then, at Christmas, some fat guy in a suit takes all the credit.
A little penguin goes up to his dad and asks "Dad. Are you sure I'm actually a penguin?"
"Yes son." the father replies. "I watched Mum lay your egg. I kept the egg warm on my feet. When you hatched out, you looked like all the other penguin chicks. You're a penguin!"
So he goes up to his Mam and asks "Mam, are you really sure I'm a penguin?"
Mam replies "Of course you are. I laid your egg, Dad incubated it when I went hunting for fish and when you hatched you were the most handsome little penguin chick. Why do you ask?"
"Because my feet are flippin' freezing!!!"
Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player. I DON'T work for or on behalf of EON.Next, but am willing to try and help if I can. Not on mains gas, mobile network or mains drainage. House heated almost entirely by baby dragons.
