@retrotecchie
1) Q: How can you tell your dog loves you more than your other half?🐕
A: Lock them both in the car for an hour, and when you open the doors, the dog is still pleased to see you!🐶

2) Freddie Mercury once played Jason Bourne in a movie but it was a flop. When interviewed Freddie said: "I sometimes wish I'd never been Bourne at all".